Meet Bubba!

Hi, my name’s BUBBA. I’m the cheapest carpit cleaner in town! Many has tried to beat my price, but I keep comin’ out on bottom. Here I am with my brand new van – new to me anyhow. I only paid $500 for it. I spent 2 years negotiatin’ with the junk yard. I thank I done good. Now I’m a ready to clean yore carpit!

Now I ain’t certified or nothin’ like that. I don’t belowng to no assoceeatiun or have nary a designatiun, but I’m CHEAP! I’ll come soak yur carpit for you and you can get by for a whole two weeks before you have ta replace it! In fact, my survice is a “value added survice” (I learned that term from my uncle Jed – he’s purty smart ya know). Anyhow, to add value, I’m gonna give you a free pair of rubber boots to wade around in the water that I’m gonna leave in your carpit!

Now, the only catch is that you gotta return them boots to my trailer within two weeks wether yur carpet’s dry ur not. I need them boots back before my next job! Now, if my truck don’t start (which happens a lot), then I won’t be

doin’ my next job, therefore you can keep them boots for a little while longer.

Now, if for some strange reason you should want your carpit cleaned by a real professional company, and if you don’t mind payin’ a little extre’, then you need ta call AYC Carpet & Upholstery Cleaning. I don’t know how them fellers do it, but they seem to know eva’ thang there is about carpit cleanin’. If you want somebody with a great reputation (keepin’ in mind that mine ain’t too good!), and you won’t somebody that’s experienced like you wooten believe – somebody that has a bonafide education in proper carpit cleanin (just seems like too much work fur me), well then you might just wont to call AYC Carpet & Upholstery Cleaning. I can’t believe tha fancy trucks them boys got over thar at AYC Carpet & Upholstery Cleaning, they must a cost ‘em a purty penny with all that faaancy equipment they got on them trucks! And to top it all off, them boys tell folks they gone give their money back if folks watten satisfied! Can you imagine such a thang! If I did that, I wooten have one red cent to my name!

Avoid Uneducated, Uninformed, and Sometimes Downright Unscrupulous Carpet Cleaners Like Bubba!

Instead, Get the Most Outstanding Service Experience You Have Ever Received, Guaranteed from

Alain or his two sons Daniel and Eric

at:

AYC Carpet & Upholstery Cleaning

Call (888)530-0004 Today!